This is a photo of the "Salz-MAN". Matt is an awesome guy who creates challenging, imaginative climbs for us at the rock gym. I seem to have returned the favor by creating something here that doesn't truly represent Matt. It was a bit of an exercise for me to try to distort things a little bit by exploiting the characteristics of specific camera gear. I promise, Matt, that I'll make it up to you by trying to shoot another photo that actually looks like you. Thanks for humoring me and participating in my education! You are a teacher, after all...