Yo, Tigger. Whatcha think of this line:

"Bonjure, madame. Would you like to share some liver patee horse devours out on the vuranda?
Si baby, I cook them up special just for you.. (with a little wink)"

Ladies like an air of sopistication and a little foreign accent don't you think?
I'm gonna be rollin in the chicks while you're sitting around licking your tail.