Me? I don't know what you're talking about. I'd never have used that sweater on the bed for a litter box... |
OK you big brute! I saw you looking at my stuffed mouse! Boys will be boys. |
What do I care if someone is going to be eating these things, they're poopcycles aren't they? |
Call it Christmas tree snow, batting or what ever you want, I call it nap heaven.. |
Stick that flash in my face just one more time and I'm gonna... |
I'm earning my keep just as much as you are. I just earn my keep by being CUTE. |
I know you never wash behind YOUR ears but I have a date tonight.. |
I'm a tightly wound spring ready to leap into action in an instant. Don't let the relaxed look fool you. |
No, I'M NOT DEAD!! JEEZZZ.. |
cat at f1.4 |
I saw them put the turkey on the second shelf... You get the door, I'll grab the turkey. |
Move my food bowl closer please.. |
Just look closer, I know I saw some chicken snacks in there. snicker, snicker. |
Look, they're right there in the corner. I can't imagine how snacks got in there! |
Where's the packing tape and what's the zipcode for China?? |
HEY! anybody out there? HELLO?? OK, This isn't funny any more! Anyone listening?? |
Mine puff ball! If you want a shreading, just try getting one of my MONSTER drinks.. |
Only problem with monster drinks is coming down from the boost.. |
I was born for the spotlight! |
Hey dipstick, there's a big difference between a "spot light" and a "gap in the curtains".. Get a life. |
So you spent $35 on a fancy cat bed. YOU sleep in it! |
Can you think of a better place to hunt birds? They will already be clean too.. |
AHHHH... AHHHH... CHOOO! |
God, I promise not to cough up anymore hair balls by the dinner table when we have company over. Amen |
I lay me down to sleep, I pray my soul to keep, If you touch these jeans, I shred your feet! |
Exhausted after walking from their food bowl to the bedroom.. |
1920x1200 wallpaper (all are welcome to copy and use) |
Got whiskers? |
Well, whose couch do you think this is anyway?? |
Tippy observing a portrait shoot... When's it my turn? |
jabba the what? |
Step into my sunshine and I'll rip your eyelids out! |
Never mind, do I hear someone scooping icecream? |
Yea, I know I'm sultry. What's your excuse? |
Hey there better still be some in the fridge! |
What do you call a dependency? |
Tools? I didn't see no stinkin tools.. |
Where's MY DINNER? Do you have wax in your ears? |
If you hadn't eaten so many donuts, you might fit in a size 8 shoe box too. |
First day of fall and I get caught in the rain. Where did summer go? |