Tearsquirting Diary of Alcoholic... or In Vino Veritas ! Photo Gallery by Eldar Kadymov at pbase.com

Tearsquirting Diary of Alcoholic... or In Vino Veritas !

During our extensive travels within last few years we encountered sincere interest of our companions to all sorts of booze and , specifically, red wines. I navigated through my archives and decided to launch this "educational" gallery which would disclose an invaluable information about wine drinking :-). I guess, this is also some sort of tribute to my favorite Omar Hayam ! Sense of humor and easy going attitude are absolute pre-requisites for understanding of essence of this gallery as it's all about fun ! Yet, if you liked this , please "vote", so the wine drinking traditions will grow in popularity and spread all around the globe :-) ! Sky is a limit and this gallery, likely won't ever have the end ! You can leave a message in any of following languages,- English, French, Russian, German, Spanish and Italian. Cheers !

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One of those wine maniacs- Wine Cellars	Most Important Household Tool	Those goddam idiots from ground crew refueled us with beer...	This is Not All about Motion Sickness !	Bad Idea,- Poker & Loaded Gun !
Icecold Margerita with Volcanic Lava & Wild Amarillos !	Always Have Right Currency To Pay For Beer !	Veronese Wonder	French Gargantua Feast !	Cognac Presses in France, Cognac...
Teroldego Rotaliano, -Italian	On the way back from party...	7 guys... For 7 days... or Russian extended picnic	Mammy just said ; "Don't mix beer with liquor !"	Drinking is certainly a cause, but not entirely a whole problem here !
Medieval Cart for Vineyards	Check on Gender First Before Inviting Lady To Dance !	On The Left,-Drinking Happy ! On the Right,-Not Sure... Smokin' Somethin' ???	Lemmi drive you hommme, after we finish second one... Or Stendal's Red and Black...	Rough Hangover In Stolen Bike
Samarco - Italian	Don't Get Drunk... And Migrate With Birds South !	Romantic Dinner In Munchen, Second Bottle...	Geeezzzz... It Doesn't Look Like Our Base... Scheise !!!	We'll Sturm Pink Cicle After Third Mug ! Swiss Alps
Don't Drink And... Then Hang Around With Other Mmmman !	Make Sure Your Girlfriends Are Of Your Age !	Lotsa Poisonous Drinks They Serve Here...	St. Michel By Night... After Bottle Of Bordeaux !!!	Dolcetto D'Alba- Italian
Can't Find A Spare Wheel !!! Look In To Car Manual, Would You?	Its Majesty,- Italian Merlot	Don't Confuse Somebody Else's Kids With Your Own !	True Joy,-Cuban Gets Intimate With Russian Vodka... My 1980th...	Nicht Schlecht, Baden, Austria
Daiquiri W/Strawberries & Coconut Ice Cream...	Neandertalian Way To Explore Propane Canister !!!	Let Lady Finish The Drink ! Or Christmas Party In....... ? Germany !	Lemmi Go Man, Or Moscow Police On Duty !	French Cotes Du Rhone
Chariot & Horse Getting Ready For The Race	Barsik,- 3.5 Month Old Addict !	Training Prior To October Fest, Jesas One Liter Each....	My Babe Is BIGGER Than Yours !!!	Super Bikers Are Welcome, Swiss Alps at 2.7 Km Altitude !
Who Said Paradise Was In Heaven, Ah ? Wanna Change Your Mind ?!	Impared Driving In Progress !	Hickory Delight...	Winding Out Next Day After Party !	Old Time Favorites, Wurst Mit Lebercase, View After Third Glass of Bier, Tegernsee, Bayern
Try Russian "Old Miller",- you will never switch to Heineken back !	After Party... Whoooffff, It's Gettin' Hot !!!	Ya, Right... Suck Tea For 6 Hours ?! Lemmi Find A Saw...	King Of The Wines,- Amarone Negrar	Robinson Crusoe,- How, the f...ck, I managed to get there ?!
Pinot Noir Lost In Italian Culinary...	When Former Pilot Had One Drink Too Many !	Romantic Dinner In 750 year Old Tower, Innsbruck, Austria	Rule of thumb ( or dick ),- never leave your drunken buddies behind !	Franziskaner Bier, Munchen, Bayern
Lost soul...	Try classic Russian borsch... You will never switch to marijuana again !	Austrian Delight,-Superb Red Wine, Vienna	Eclectic Study Of Ancient Beer Tank, Plzen, Czechia	100 Year Old Lions Having Fun During October Fest, Munchen, Germany
Naughty Bottle Of Tokay, Budapest, Hungary	Cappuccino Defeats Laws of Physics ! Munich, Germany	Delightful Stomennano	Safety ?! After Third Glass ?! Neuhaus, Germany	Superb Sangiovese Vitae
Hotties Going After Me... After Few Cocktails...

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danad		05-Apr-2020 16:00
My laugh of the day ! So good in these dramatic times ! BV.

Marina S.		30-Apr-2008 12:33
Ïðèâåò, ñòàðûé àëêîãîëèê! Çàáàâíûå ó òåáÿ ôîòîãðàôèè. ß òîæå õî÷ó "çàñâåòèòüñÿ" íà òâîåì ñàéòå. Ïîãîíÿ çà ñëàâîé íå äàåò æèòü ñïîêîéíî. Ïî÷åìó íå ïèøåøü? Ñ âîëæñêèì ïðèâåòñòâèåì, Ìàðèíà Ñ.

Guest		26-Apr-2008 18:46
Absolutly funny, and creative. Big vote.

Geoff Smith		20-Mar-2008 21:30
Creative, artistic, funny, and very colorful!

Paradoxal Studio Classic		08-Apr-2007 21:23
What a crazy colorful gallery ! GREAT !!!

Paco L�pez		01-Apr-2007 20:21
Interesting and good gallery, Eldar!!! Very nice shots! ¡My vote!

Ann Cleeves		28-Mar-2007 23:00
I approached the journey through this gallery, with fear. What hedonistic, debauched scenes would I come across? Never fear..... it was great, informative and very entertaining. The bottles of wine all look so attractive in Eldar's settings, and the pictures from yesteryear are funny & touching at the same time. All super!

Greg Burke		03-Jan-2007 00:34
Eldar, this gallery is real fun.. love the wine and food compositions and the humor throughout. greg

Barbara Heide		24-Nov-2006 10:18
great fun! love your sense of humour! the pics are great lively and colourful... very pleasant trip

Andreas Weber		27-Oct-2006 13:37
You have a great kind of humor, I like it. Voted! Thanks for your comment to my gallery Andreas

Eric Carr�re		06-Oct-2006 20:07
Fantastic work Eldar, such a nice result. My vote.

Marijka		11-Sep-2006 20:16
you get my vote for effort!!! bravo... and cheers-- -na zdorovja !!!

Guest		14-Jul-2006 15:05
Fun gallery E! Some funny shots to. Next time you have to shoot some of the wineries. Temecula and Paso Robles. Well done!

Vilone		11-Jul-2006 03:10
Fun gallery! Great work, Eldar! ~V

Michael Shpuntov		08-Jul-2006 17:18
Hey Eldar. Really enjoyed your gallery again. Interesting theme, great sense of humor, which Hayam probably could appretiate as well. Many great nostaligic B&W shots from the past and great shots from present. GMV

Jose Paulo Andrade		16-Jun-2006 22:29
No Port wine photos yet!! :-)

Guest		11-May-2006 17:11
Fun gallery and very well done!

Guest		24-Apr-2006 17:27
Very cool gallery, Eldar!!

Ren�		24-Apr-2006 04:13
absolutely nice

Manfred Bachmann		16-Apr-2006 18:10
Very nice and happy looking gallerie, great work!

Ron Horloff		27-Mar-2006 20:39
As a wine lover also, I really enjoyed this gallery. Ron

Guest		25-Mar-2006 14:06
Awesome gallery!

Guest		22-Mar-2006 03:14
Excellent composition and great imagination...very well done. voted!

alexeig		19-Mar-2006 12:16
This is a jevel of a gallery, great humour too. Voted

Fabienne		16-Mar-2006 20:34
bravo pour votre galerie qui réserve bien des surprises. L'idée est excellente et les photos fort bien faites. I vote :-)

Ken Chambers ARPS		25-Feb-2006 16:10
Hi Eldar, I am a non alcoholic drinker.... but looking through this wonderful gallery, just shows what I am missing. Beautiful photos, colours and post processing Good luck and have a drink on me! Ken

Arnulf M. Elvevold		05-Feb-2006 21:06
Takes a strong liver to carry through this project. But anyway, the gallery hasn't scared me off so far. Maybe some day you will display some Viking drinking.

G.Pietro Munaretto		17-Jan-2006 09:51
bellissime con il vino

Michael Tauber		15-Jan-2006 17:27
Magnificent gallery

Jose Paulo Andrade		18-Nov-2005 10:51
Very interesting gallery! I suggest you to visit Porto, the city where I live, the "home" of Port wine!! A lot of cellars to visit and photograph!!

Dan		07-Nov-2005 14:23
Very well done, I enjoyed the visit.

judi2		07-Nov-2005 04:10
Ah ......It's Eldar at his most colorful and entertaining best....Very creative images...gets my vote......:-))

Marek Kacprzak		25-Oct-2005 01:05
great collection, Eldar! some of these places look mighty familiar... if I was not there physically, then I was there in "spirit"! ;~) cheers! - Marek

Chris Sofopoulos		08-Aug-2005 06:53
Great post editing and processing. And great theme!! Bravo.v~

Yiannis Pavlis		02-Aug-2005 14:07
excellent work my friend.i will vote for those photos.great captures.cheers.

bluewatermonk		01-Jul-2005 16:08
Eldar, Very nicely done my friend. As a wine lover I was pleased to see this gallery and laugh a bit at myself thinking about those wines that I have tried, and late nights with friends and family just enjoying a good vintage. I do believe I am going to have to go through my photographs and do an art piece or two from my wine shots. Yes..I am kinda stealing your idea...A bit. Thanks Eldar...LOL

Marijka		22-Jun-2005 13:44
creative and colourful-- as all your work!!! get's my vote Eldar. :)

Guest		19-Jun-2005 18:39
Ah, Eldar! You Euro-Canadians have so much to teach us Yanks. Such a nose! Such bouquet! Light tang of hickory nuts and perhaps just a touch of cork. Is this pith aimed at anyone? Who can say? Oh, I voted for this...once the tears dried on my keyboard. Ellsworth

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