For some reason this made me think of an old joke.............
A young brave asks the chief how braves got their names. The chief replied, "They are named by the Great Spirit. When a baby is about to be born, the other chiefs and the father of the child all gather in my teepee to smoke and consult with the Great Spirit. As soon as we receive word the baby has been born, I look out the teepee to see what the Great Spirit shows me. If he shows me snow gently falling, that baby's name is 'Snow Gently Falling', if he shows me a hawk in the sky, that baby's name is 'Hawk In The Sky'.
"But tell me, Why do you ask Two Dogs F%^&$#@!?"
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