I need a new hobby

I could not feel my feet as I took this.
My fingers were just completely numb.
This was my amusement for halftime.
The truck was parked too far away to get there and back.
I had to just sit there and take it like a man.
And yet, I love doing this as a hobby.
Sure, the occasional cold assignment.
But balance that against all the cool stuff.
Ok fine, I will keep this hobby.