Conversation in the lot:
Woman: "Why do you take pictures of cracks in the parking lot?"
"Well" I said "It looks kinda cool... the sunset light hits it and makes the reflective paint glow"
Woman: "I suppose you're an artist or somethin'..."
"No ma'm, I'm a senior Mechanical Engineer"
Woman: "Well then fix the damn' parking lot... that'll be a whole heck of a lot more useful than taking pictures of cracks"
"We'll look into that ma'm"
Woman (to herself): "Freak!".
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