Okay, by now you've figured out who my favorite cat is. Yes, it is Fiona, Queen of the Universe, owner of yours truly. What can I say? She's freaky. She's bratty. She isn't all that affectionate. But she is drop-dead gorgeous and I'm her staff of choice. So here she is, with a fair amount of photoshop to make her portrait look more drawn that photographed. Our Maine Coon Fiona, officially known as Coonmora Lady Fiona.