The Pinholaroid project gathers pace. With no expense spared, I have a brand new can of mat black paint for it's insides. It's daddy, the IKEAcam was finished in found paint, and it's cousin, the PooTube was made entirely from scrap, so this really is pushing the boat out. You don't want to know how much the 'aroid' bit's going to cost. I keep getting outbid on eBay!
(I think Clazook can tell you a story about Plasti-Kote)
Update: The 'aroid' bit is on it's way, as are a couple of packs of instant film along with a cheap accessory that I'm going to butcher for it's threaded tripod insert...