tpr007: I was a special in the West Mids while at University and it almost put me off joining completely. The regulars were all ok, but most of the other specials were complete numpties - especially the guy who thought he ran the show: Pete I think his name was.

I once sent him a text message saying when I was free to work (being a student I had more time off in the week) and this was the reply I got:

"You will work when I tell you to work".

Pillock.