Stéphane, thinking of your reference to that "nobody" in your previous version, you might get a smile out of >this interpretation by the late cartoonist Larry, aka Terence Parkes (make sure you view the 'original' to see the animation).
Actually, on the subject of such revered nobodies, debunking superheroes can be great sport. My all-time favourite piece of graffiti read simply "Hercules wears a truss!" - Mike