Remember that old 'Saturday Night Live' sketch about the person named Pat? The premise
was that nobody knew if Pat was a guy or a gal; every week had everyone going to some
lengths to find out for sure. Well, this is my Pat, except I haven't gone to any lengths at
all to find out. It's been fun, just wondering. I will see Pat one day and swear Pat's a guy.
The next time I would swear on a stack of Bibles that Pat is a gal. What's your guess? :D

As a sidenote, one other little quirk about Pat is that he/she can fall asleep in the
blink of an eyeball. Even in the middle of a sentence, as depicted here while chatting
with a friend.