The Blackberry, also known as the "crackberry" due to it's addictive properties. Each and every release of a set of new models spurns another arms race within our company, and every meeting turns into a comparison of new Blackberrys every few months. I believe Blackberrys qualify as a fetish item for our times since they are lovingly adored far and wide, and their owners cannot bear to be without them. It's pretty sick. Some people even use them while driving!

And no, this shot was not dangerous. Check the speedometer.