Matthew McConaughey was at the ESPN Sportzone restraunt in Manhatten when I was there a couple Mondays ago. Our waitress was unphased by this celebrity siting. She said that famous athletes and actors were always dropping in and she had met many. Most were real jerks.

I immediately asked whether she had met Derrick Jeter or Tom Brady because both of these guys make my wife swoon. She said that she had and that Tom Brady was a real gentleman while Derrick Jeter was an "A real A-hole".

I took this picture for my wifes benefit. Now that I know that he isn't a good guy, I feel much better about sharing the image on the site because he is no longer a threat.