I had just finished a meal, when I saw this fellow
scavenging through the garbage. As I stepped out,
I saw him eating a rotten donut, and old coffee
someone threw out.

I walked into the nearby coffee shop, got two cups of
coffee and some donuts. I said, buddy, would you like
some? He looked at me in surprise, and said, "Uh...no thanks."

I turned my head for a second, and when I looked back he was
gone. I thought I just saw bigfoot.