One of my goals this year is to find a new playmate! Today marks the 19th anniversary of my singlehood.

And whenever I think of that fateful day, this song always comes to mind:

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover