You know you may be too old to trick or treat when:


9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance

8. You ask for soft high fibre candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say,'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.
.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that
doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighbourhood with a walker.

And the number one reason

Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
*
*
*
1. You keep having to go home to pee.


I think I'll STAY HOME this year.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway...