This squirrel found the perfect perch---one of the holes in our screen door created by this and other squirrels. Looking right at me on
the other side of the sliding glass door, it said, "Please can I have some of the nuts that your wife feeds us?"

Then there was the time one of the squirrels bit my wife's finger thinking by mistake that it was a nut. I rushed her to the hospital,
and luckily she didn't need rabies shots because there hasn't been a rabid squirrel in our county for ten years. You would
think she had learned her lesson!!