Once I was the Terr(ie)or of all Cats in the neighbourhood. They thought twice about crossing MY garden!
I am much more sedate these days, but occasionally I still like to have a little bark.
Just to remind them who's boss!
Do you think they pay any attention?

Dad: I'm sorry to say that the cats know well that Pooch is too old to chase them and that he can't
even see or hear them half the time. But every now and again, a cat who is too cheeky can still get a surprise. ;-)