Friends, Dad forgot to tell you about our UFO encounter out on walkies yesterday!
Here you can see amazing photographic evidence of a UFO (aka Mum's favourite breakfast plate) coming into land!
Those mole hills looks suspiciously like a UFO landing strip to me! Could it be that the moles are in on it??

Dad: our working theory is that Pooch's plastic bonnet caused the aliens to mistake him for one of their own...