I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.
The other day, I went horseback riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control.
I tried with all my might to hang on but was thrown off.
Just when things couldn't possibly get worse,
my foot gets caught in the stirrup.
When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.
My head continued to bounce harder as the horse
did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness,
the WalMart manager came and unplugged it.

And here all this time I thought only Cowboys were heros!