I fear I’ve tried the patience of the Boss and Máire. I thought I was just being a cute dog, but apparently I broke the rules, so now I must cool my heels in here and hope I’ll get an early release for good behaviour.
As you can see from the Garda notice this is a serious matter. I’m in an official police cell but at least they’ve provided me with a comfortable blanket. I think I’ll keep my head down for a while.