(1) Hold starfish down with foot.
(2) Position big knife on starfish.
(3) Whack knife with big stick.
(4) Don't whack too hard or you lose a toe.
(5) Repeat (2) to (4) 5 times.
(6) Soak starfish in formaldehyde.
(7) Sell preserved starfish to tourist, who will probably
be stopped by Cuban Customs for illegally exporting wildlife.
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