This semingly normal house is the site of an unspeakable "work of art": a snow figure in the
revealing shape of an adult female. The figure's contours and proportions are remarkably accurate,
causing much consternation among the neighbors. In the spirit of "cleansing" I have established
an ad hoc neighborhood vigilante group to storm this property, armed with hair dryers going full
blast. As soon as enough extension cords are gathered, a midnight raid will convert the snow
to water. The mere thought of this statue, so close to my home, causes me to lose sleep.
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