With all the TV shows, movies, and monster truck rallies aimed at women,
it is no surprise that PBase would identify females as a customer base.
This communication facility, located atop two gentle and enticing mounds
that rise majestically above a plain, is a case in points (pun intended).
At the apex of each hill is a transmitter engineered to be as sensitive
to signal nuances as possible to ensure that the maximum "feeling" in a
message comes though to customers. Oprah Winfrey would be envious! One
cannot see it from here, but the base of each tower is painted in
International Strawberry (instead of the typical International Orange)
both to satisfy the requirements of the FAA (Federal Aviation
Administration) and to symbolize PBase's commitment to identify
with the fairer sex.
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All instances of wordplay (puns, double-entendres, and any other
form of meaning-twisting) in this narrative are intentional.