A driver exited an apartment complex driveway just as I was driving by, striking the Green Weenie. The odd thing is, he was just sitting there as I approached. Just after the collision, he drove off. His license plate fell to the pavement so I collected it and gave it to the responding police officer. The driver's insurance agent mentioned "cognitive issues" were involved. I'm OK. The car goes into the shop in a few days.

Please, do not send flowers or cards. To express your sympathy it a more appropriate manner, make a huge donation in American dollars to the Green Weenie Beautification Fund. Thank you.