It’s obvious isn’t it? Marzipan? Yep – this makes it the last chocolate in the box. Everything else has been scavenged, scoffed, hoovered or snaffled and the poor, lonely marzipan thing remains where it is, unloved, untouched and uneaten. Well, it’s completely inedible isn’t it? Here it remains, alone and without friends. The billy no mates of the chocolate world.

Well, when it comes down to it, only someone who has had a complete removal of taste and dignity would go there eh?