Nelson: Hey Boss?
Scott: Yes Nelson. What is it?
Nelson: Problems, boss.
Scott: Again? Now what?
Nelson: Remember when you let Fred borrow the Tahoe yesterday?
Scott: Sure. He needed to move e few things. No big deal.
Nelson: Well, he cracked it up.
Scott: You're kidding! What happened?
Nelson: He was playing like the old days. Had the blue light on. Ran a 4-way stop sign, bounced off a garbage truck, and into a pedestrian.
Scott: I told him not to turn that damned blue light on.
Nelson: You're never gonna guess who the pedestrian was.
Scott: Can you give me a hint? Rhymes with?
Nelson: Sure boss. Rhymes with DoDo.
Scott: Oh no! Not JoJo?
Nelson: Yep. And get this. The cops came, and when they saw it was Fred, they decided to arrest him. And instead of bringing him to the main station to book him, they brought him to the South End substation.
Scott: Wow! Fred must have been really pissed.
Nelson: Yeah. And they put a dunce hat on his head for the mug shot. You gotta see it. It's hilarious.
Scott: Never mind that. We gotta quash the story before it gets out in the press.
Nelson: You mean a Watergate-like coverup?
Scott: get Hartnett on the phone.
Nelson: He's out in the antechamber boss. Been there for three days. Hasn't even gone home at nite.
Scott: You're kidding?
Nelson: Nope. And he's been sleeping on the floor. His clothes are all rumpled up, like that TV detective Columbo.
People coming into the office are mistaking him for a homeless person, and giving him spare change. He must have six or seven bucks now.
Scott: What does he want?
Nelson: He keeps mumbling that he has an artist's rendition of you with your head on Mt. Rushmore that he wants you to see.
Scott: I thought he just wanted to name a boulevard after me?
Nelson: You're message must be really resignating with him, boss. Oh. Speaking of resignators, when Fred cracked up the Tahoe, the new resignator we had out on fell off.
knock knock
Nelson: Boss. Leo Pimental's here to see you.
Scott: Great. Alright, send him in.
Leo: Hi Mayor. Hows ya doin'? Hey. I saw Hartnett out in the antechamber. He looks like hell. I guess he's been listening to Rush more? I thought he was a liberal.
Scott: No Leo. he was talking about Mt. Rushmore, not Rush Limbaugh.
Scott: Well leo. I've got a couple of problems I'm trying to deal with here, and I'm kind of busy.....
Leo: Well I just wanted to stop by and let you know that yoose guys is doing a great job, and your administration is really renovating with the voters.
Scott: You mean resignating, don't you Leo?
Leo: I guess.
Scott: Thank you Leo. That's very kind of you. Would you like a baclava?
Leo: Sure mayor. I love Polish food.
Scott: Baclava is Greek, Leo.
Leo: Oh. Like that guy Phil from the diner.
Scott: Yes. Like Phil from the diner.
