oh you must make reservations NOW
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Western Best Hotel in coolio Cucamonga
Exit 59 then turn left on Wackowishy Way
Imbecile pride will be your mystical guide
Rock and roll with nutty buddies all night
Dead Man's Curve Malt Shop is open 24 hours
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Antarctica Ice Rink is open all summer long too
Lunatic Legend Cafe's newest show is just insane
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I guarantee that you will totally go bonkers here
Novelties galore are free amenities for all goons
Now don't delay as straitjackets may run out soon
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"17" theme rooms that will drive you batty
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dream~~~dare~~~dive!!!
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