and you thought tokyo had it bad with godzilla
this terrorizing giant oddly makes his victims laugh
his secret identity is known to his bizarre fans
I proudly proclaim my allegiance to him always

some tried to stop him with those killer tomatoes
all he did was make spaghetti sauce out of them
again, I am lucky to have been at his special feast
forget emeril lagasse, julia child, and wolfgang puck

hope you survive and choose to join him in his quest
plenty of amazing fun awaits you with each step he takes
I hear he soon will perform his trademark dance of lunacy
connecting the dots with his gargantuan giggletoes

"17" screams of complete kookiness :):):)