Total points 8.3
If Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman somehow managed to have a baby ... and that little Christmas baby got sick and threw up ... it would look like this tree! If I was allowed to decorate the Christmas tree in my house, this is what it would look like!
Natural Tree = 1 (I hope otherwise that the worst fake tree ever!)
Visible tree skirt = 1
Visible Santa Claus decoration = 1
Tree Guests (babies, kids, dogs, decoration) =
Unique Tree Topper (NOT a Star or Angel) = .3
Martha Stewart Approved =
Gifts under the tree = 1
Tree Theme (colour theme) = .2
Crappy cell phone picture (probably need the points) = .3
A tacky ornament on tree (NHL, Star Wars, Jesus Snow Globe) = 1
Visible Ribbon or Bows =
Tree decorated by children (or possibly while intoxicated) = 1.5
Visible ornament with a family picture =
Visible Candy Cane =
Unusually short or tall tree =
Originality = 1
