About those toys.
It is kind of confusing when your humans give you something to play with.
They shake it up and get you all excited.
Then when you get the toy and shake it up and it comes apart, they get that mad looking face and voice.
Now that I am three years old (yesterday was my birthday) I know how to deal with this problem.
Baldr, my friend, you must engage your humans in a game of Tug everyday.
It helps to release their pent up energy and you get to be in charge.
It may take a while for them to understand the rules, but if you are relentless
and I understand your are, they will learn.