26-OCT-2011
Teaching Fenway To Sing
I was very inspired by Baldr's duet with Old Blue Eyes,
so I asked my mom for some lessons. I'm now getting
ready for my audition on American Idol.
But You Said We Could Go To Baldr's Birthday Party
No Fenway and Della, I said wouldn't it be nice
if we could go to Baldr's to celebrate his birthday.
Happy Birthday Baldr!
24-SEP-2011
Advice for Baldr: From Della
About those toys.
It is kind of confusing when your humans give you something to play with.
They shake it up and get you all excited.
Then when you get the toy and shake it up and it comes apart, they get that mad looking face and voice.
Now that I am three years old (yesterday was my birthday) I know how to deal with this problem.
Baldr, my friend, you must engage your humans in a game of Tug everyday.
It helps to release their pent up energy and you get to be in charge.
It may take a while for them to understand the rules, but if you are relentless
and I understand your are, they will learn.
18-SEP-2011
To Baldr: The Library Books
Now Baldr, about those library books.
Not a good idea to put your teeth on any of the human’s books.
If you make any marks on the books that have all those fascinating smells
on them your human’s voice will get very loud and scary sounding.
He might even charge at you shaking the book and looking like he has gone bonkers.
Take my advice and just leave the books alone. There is one exception.
Take a close look at the book I have right here. If you ever see this book in your home I suggest you hide it.
It will make your human crazy and you too as he tries to get you to do all sorts of weird things.
Just make sure when you hide this book that the human is out of the house.
28-MAY-2011
A Note From Della To Baldr
I know what you mean about the sinister round thing. My human does the same thing.
But Baldr, my young friend, you can use this round thing to teach your human some great tricks!
When he throws it, if you jump up and catch it your human will do a happy little dance.
Then, if you bring it back to him he will get all nutty and fall down on his knees and give you a big hug.
Sometimes you can even make them play tug with the sinister round thing.
So take my advice and use the silly round thing to get your human right where you want him.
