Unexplainable. A true mystery.
A woman will “tisk tisk” and perhaps smile condescendingly. To a man though, a good muddy road and a strong four wheel drive vehicle is as much fun as a brand new pack of firecrackers and two, … no, … three anthills to set them off in. There are few things in life more enjoyable than blowing down a slippery muddy road with steering-wheel-slapping-rock-and-roll blasting from the radio and kicking the backbeat of the music with your boots on the floorboard. A man will say “Hooo HYEAH!” and laugh in glee. A woman will say “Sweet Jeeeesus!” and cringe as if her world is coming to an end.
Muddy roads are fun.
It’s a guy thing.