The Downfall Of Society - GTA4

It is a sad day for the world.
Everyone behind me in this line proves it.
They are all waiting for GTA4.
Yes, Grand Theft Auto 4, the scourge.
I am a bit out of the demographic here.
I think the only people older than me
in this line were mothers buying it
for kids that should never play this game.
At least the door people were checking IDs.
The door opened at midnight on the button,
and my prepaid copy was dropped into my hands.
Gamestop moved this line through in 15 minutes.

So, my first impressions of GTA4?
Holy crap is this a big game.
I already got a 6 star wanted level
and lasted 6 minutes before the police killed me.
The police SWARM you at that point.
The car controls (AGAIN) are too loose.
However, I think that will not be an issue.
It is just a matter of learning the game.

The strangest part?
It is nights like this that make me glad I am divorced.
Just the freedom of going to a midnight opening
to by the most anticipated game of the year.
The game that every conservative will call the downfall of society
Bringing it home and sticking it in the Xbox.
It is that freedom I now value.

Oh, and my favorite part of the night?
The people who would come to the front of this line
with receipt in hand saying they already paid.
Get in line bitches, get in line.