Woody clearly doesn't have much fashion sense. I guess it comes with the territory when you're a loner. When we asked all the single female monkeys about Woody, they all laughed and said "what's with the mohawk? Doesn't he know that went out of style, like, in the 80's?".
If he did something with his hair and was a little more generous with his carpet, he might actually do okay with the ladies.
Good luck with that Woody!