Does anyone else have this problem? I always feel better when you do. It's hard to be the only one.

I bought some things in haste and panic some weeks ago and stuffed them in some closet in the near perimeter, but I'll be damned if I can find them tonight. I figure tonight is the best night to be rummaging through closets and more as the kids will sleep tonight. Tomorrow night they will not.

Six, Seven, Nine, Ten and Ten are ages that allow such skepticism about the whole package of events. How the hell does he get into our house when there is no chimney?

How the hell do I find football cards for the middle girl? I gave that up with the last ex-husband.

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and ladies who cannot find what they have hidden away.

Even the eve of the eve is anxiety ridden in this age.

Can't find my way home, where are Stevie Winwood and my presents?