Ooh, this is enough to make your buns bite the buttons of your seat cushion! These are the finalists for the "top goat" (or maybe "Best Bag & Udders") in the milk goat class at the Iowa State Fair. Boy, talk about chafing. I hope these gals are ready for milking; I don't want to think about these being post-milking. You should have heard the judge explain what he was looking for in a champion and how he judged the udders; he was positively rapsodic! I wonder if these babies ever sit down. Makes me think I'm providing relief to some poor she-goat every time I buy a wedge of goat gouda.

After this, we headed over to the bull judging. Guess what one of their primary criteria was.

And then there was the Fair food ...