We wait til she goes to sleep and then chew up her favorite shoes?

I went on my monthly shopping trip to Walmart. When I saw the doggie coats, I couldn't resist. After all another couple weeks and there will be snow on the ground.

The dogs were less than thrilled when I tried them on to see if they fit. They acted like they had suddenly become crippled or were being put through some cruel and unusual punishment and they hadn't even done anything wrong.

Of course, this led to a photo shoot interupted by a phone call. "Whatcha doin'?" "Tormenting my dogs." What's the fun of having pets if you can't torture them?"

All complaints should be sent to the ASPCA.