My wife Gerie went to have her “nails done” today. (Nails "done"? A guy’s nails just grow, we don’t need them "done".) She comes home, (and they look nice), and I ask her what she bought me. “Nuttin,” she says. Nuttin? I guess the honeymoon is over. Humph. Well a guy knows what to do, … I bought myself a present. You know how I am about bone and stag horn handled knives right? Well I bought myself this beautiful Winchester 2004 collector’s addition pocket knife set, (in stag horn), complete with a manly display tin to keep them in. Momma didn’t raise fools! All’s well that ends well.

It’s a guy thing you know.
ALWAYS buy your man a gift when you have your “nails done”.