I hate DIY, home improvement, household chores ... whatever you wish to call it, I hate it. I am no good
at it. My father has a complete woodworking shop in his basement, my brother knows how to hang wallpaper ...
I am useless.

So when my wife brought home a piece of unstained furniture from Ikea (speaking of yucky), I knew what was ahead.
So I did my best, and the table looked pretty good when I finished. I moved it safely out of the way, and
promptly kicked over the can of varnish.

Yuck!