While most of my heros seem to be dying, Marc Almond seems to have escaped the jaws of death - I hear he's out of his coma and out of intensive care - wonderful news...

Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on
A long black lead
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways

Sex dwarf...

(Look it's so huge!)

We all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In Black and Gold

Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice

Sex Dwarf...

(We all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In Black and Gold)

Sex Dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice

Sex Dwarf...

Sex Dwarf |
Isn't it nice | Repeat
Luring Disco Dollies | To end
To a life of vice |

"That's nice !!!"