Don't even ask me how Larry gets a tire bead to seat... "Plenty of lube" was the refrain. Those boys from Noti have some "interesting" ideas. Yuck, I ain't touching that thing!
Have pity on the poor guy. His priority is the tire, but his pants are falling off.
I've been in the same situation. Ya do whatcha can when the butt to gut ratio goes bad.
dennis