Today’s ARS lesson: do not run into your human!
It can happen. Humans know this. Some of them are afraid it will.
I’ve seen fearful humans hiding behind trees whenever we start running.
It happened to Wicked last summer: he ran into his own human…from behind!
Knocked his human down flat. Took the air out of his pipes…

So let’s be extremely careful out there when we run,
keep our eyes open, no superclose run-byes, it can be hazardous!
Have a safe Tuesday everybody!
-Anna