"...Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destruction man
There's a red, under my bed
And there's a little green man in my head
And he said, you're not going crazy, you're just a bit sad
Cause there's a man in yah, gnawing yah, tearing yah into two.

Silly boy yah self-destroyer
Paranoia, the destroyer…"

Excerpt from Paranoia, by the Kinks. 

(Like I had a choice with today's FGR ;-)