  who is watching me? | 
  I love accessories | 
  too many other brunettes | 
  chronically happy | 
  I love disco | 
  what shall I wear? | 
  hurry up! | 
  I'll take it! | 
  will he like red? | 
  It's fashion when I wear them | 
  but do they make me look fat? | 
  Admire me but... | 
  I need to stretch | 
  What does that mean? | 
  I like being conventional... | 
  but I wish I could be bad! | 
  I'll never be bizarre | 
  This flower looks idiotic! | 
  That hair color! | 
  She has to copy my makeup and my hair? | 
  Cyborg | 
  You're not Sarah Connor! | 
  Sleeveless again? | 
  He's staring at me! | 
  You bet I'm flaunting it. | 
  Are we bored yet? | 
  You'll never get into my pants! | 
  Heidi has nothing on me | 
  Just whisper it! | 
  I'm so lonely | 
  Are we living in the past? | 
  Does she want him too? | 
  I'm so cool | 
  Damn that plastic surgeon! | 
  Will the holidays never end? | 
  It's no holiday for me | 
  Who switched my shampoo? | 
  Is it time to go home yet? | 
  I can't remember which car hit me... | 
  Don't touch me | 
  I could use a snack | 
  If you're wondering, I use Ivory soap... | 
  Are they related to us? | 
  She's hot! | 
  I've been waiting... | 
  ...for my Valentinos! | 
  It's too big! | 
  I resent her dominance | 
  I'm not Ashley Dupree! | 
  Killer lipstick, isn't it? | 
  Don't criticize my weight! | 
  I can't bear to look | 
  Enough music for one night! | 
  I think outside the box | 
  I have such a headache | 
  I need my glasses | 
  I've always been shy | 
  I ignore them! | 
  I've seen the light | 
  Is my hair too red? | 
  She's always losing her head | 
  I lost my eyelashes | 
  Such half wits! | 
  You're tipsy! | 
  where's my comb? | 
  I only look down on my inferiors | 
  I'm losing patience! | 
  We're growing apart | 
  I'm ready for my close-up | 
  My nose job collapsed | 
  Everyone needs some doctoring! | 
  Punk was never out of style | 
  If you flash some cleavage, they won't notice you're bald | 
  It's so hard to choose! | 
  I like that one... | 
  Anyone got some tape? | 
  I'll blow your horn | 
  I never liked that song | 
  claw hand anyone? | 
  Oh my word! | 
  LSU Tigers | 
  She's so two dimensional! | 
  Is the party over? | 
  Got clouds? | 
  I don't get out much | 
  Need some change? | 
  Great ass! | 
  He suckerpunched me! | 
  Don't pity me | 
  Next stop:  Kathmandu! | 
  I won't bite | 
  He's in my head | 
  I'm ready for my close-up | 
  Is it true blondes have more fun? | 
  I like red, white and blue... | 
  I need to powder my nose! | 
  Nothing is the new fashion! | 
  I need to scratch | 
  Can't she cover up a little? | 
  Fashionista | 
  Lightheaded | 
  Happy Hour |