 who is watching me? |
 I love accessories |
 too many other brunettes |
 chronically happy |
 I love disco |
 what shall I wear? |
 hurry up! |
 I'll take it! |
 will he like red? |
 It's fashion when I wear them |
 but do they make me look fat? |
 Admire me but... |
 I need to stretch |
 What does that mean? |
 I like being conventional... |
 but I wish I could be bad! |
 I'll never be bizarre |
 This flower looks idiotic! |
 That hair color! |
 She has to copy my makeup and my hair? |
 Cyborg |
 You're not Sarah Connor! |
 Sleeveless again? |
 He's staring at me! |
 You bet I'm flaunting it. |
 Are we bored yet? |
 You'll never get into my pants! |
 Heidi has nothing on me |
 Just whisper it! |
 I'm so lonely |
 Are we living in the past? |
 Does she want him too? |
 I'm so cool |
 Damn that plastic surgeon! |
 Will the holidays never end? |
 It's no holiday for me |
 Who switched my shampoo? |
 Is it time to go home yet? |
 I can't remember which car hit me... |
 Don't touch me |
 I could use a snack |
 If you're wondering, I use Ivory soap... |
 Are they related to us? |
 She's hot! |
 I've been waiting... |
 ...for my Valentinos! |
 It's too big! |
 I resent her dominance |
 I'm not Ashley Dupree! |
 Killer lipstick, isn't it? |
 Don't criticize my weight! |
 I can't bear to look |
 Enough music for one night! |
 I think outside the box |
 I have such a headache |
 I need my glasses |
 I've always been shy |
 I ignore them! |
 I've seen the light |
 Is my hair too red? |
 She's always losing her head |
 I lost my eyelashes |
 Such half wits! |
 You're tipsy! |
 where's my comb? |
 I only look down on my inferiors |
 I'm losing patience! |
 We're growing apart |
 I'm ready for my close-up |
 My nose job collapsed |
 Everyone needs some doctoring! |
 Punk was never out of style |
 If you flash some cleavage, they won't notice you're bald |
 It's so hard to choose! |
 I like that one... |
 Anyone got some tape? |
 I'll blow your horn |
 I never liked that song |
 claw hand anyone? |
 Oh my word! |
 LSU Tigers |
 She's so two dimensional! |
 Is the party over? |
 Got clouds? |
 I don't get out much |
 Need some change? |
 Great ass! |
 He suckerpunched me! |
 Don't pity me |
 Next stop: Kathmandu! |
 I won't bite |
 He's in my head |
 I'm ready for my close-up |
 Is it true blondes have more fun? |
 I like red, white and blue... |
 I need to powder my nose! |
 Nothing is the new fashion! |
 I need to scratch |
 Can't she cover up a little? |
 Fashionista |
 Lightheaded |
 Happy Hour |