"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? This is the First Officer (co-pilot? assistant pilot? junior captain? second-in-command?) speaking. Would passenger Otto Pilot please come to the cockpit, as we are in need of your services. At the moment I am busy taking photographs and the captain is wrestling with some food. Thus we are unable to devote our full attention to operation of this aircraft. Thank you."
It's nice to see that pilots have a sense of humor. :-)
