The porch area is about 10 feet by 12 feet...a generous area by today's standards. All midtown Memphis homes have front porches...in our sweltering summers, that is where evenings were spent...unlike today, where we duck into our suburban nests and never interact with our neighbors.

Yeah, that sounds so f'in charming. I'll keep my AC, and screw the carbon footprint. I'll work something out...hmm...maybe...less foreplay!

Nah.