At a rest stop on the way back home, I asked one of our fellow travelers to take this shot. Yes, Drew found my ass to be a matter of constant beration, and so, as my gift to him, I present him with this fine portrait of my derriere.
Fortunately for me, my ass is so big that I have now secured all of the billboard advertising contracts from all of the Casinos to use. Yes, my big ass will be making me big bucks from Memphis to Tunica, Mississippi!
Choke on that Drew, you spanker of cow's udders type!
