«I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.»

Alfred Hitchcock*

* (Leytonstone, Essex, England 13-Aug-1899 / Bel Air, CA, U.S. 29-Apr-1980).
Film director and producer. Often nicknamed "The Master of Suspense", he pioneered many techniques in the suspense and psychological thriller genres. Hitchcock directed more than fifty feature films in a career spanning six decades.